- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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