- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

God

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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