Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Anti Joke

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