- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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