- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

noah is a scrub jungle

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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