- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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