- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

The Labour Party.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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