- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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