- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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