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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Obama being reelected.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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