Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Chuck Norris is dead......

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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