Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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