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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

hey, my names mark.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red.

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