- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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