A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

you suck

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Who invented apple? God

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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