What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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My mom

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What is cowboy say

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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