Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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