- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Knock knock

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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