What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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