What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

politically correct!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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