What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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YOU

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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