What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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I work at jcpenny

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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CAS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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