- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

So one time there was this woman learning...

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Women's rights

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

where is the world?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How come grilled cheese?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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