- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

women sports....

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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