- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Republicans

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Diarrhea

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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