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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Rebecca Black

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Asians.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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