- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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