There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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