- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Whats two plus two? Miles

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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