What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

i like men but im not gay

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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