- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The Charlotte Bobcats

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

a. why? b. because

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I like the color potato.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??