Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Wright flyer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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