Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What is the difference?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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feminine literature

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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