- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Women's Rights.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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