- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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