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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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