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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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