- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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