- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did death say to life? Go die

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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