- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What did death say to life? Go die

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Gus's mom

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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