- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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