- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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