- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Where's the soap?

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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