- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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