- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

bryden is a faggot

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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