- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Chuck Norris Dies.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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