- Anti Joke

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.