hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Obama

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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