You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Women's Rights..

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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