- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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