Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Hello.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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