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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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