- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

You just read this ..

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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