- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

a ab

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??