What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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