what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A person from Singapore eats

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Obama walks into a hospital....

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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