- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A black man has a job.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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