Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Vote this up

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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My mom

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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