- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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