- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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