- Anti Joke

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

so how about that irline food

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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