- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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