Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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pee

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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