- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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