- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Sharvil has aids 4 times

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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