- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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