- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

i had sex.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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