- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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