- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A black man comes home from work.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

I'm hungry.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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