Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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