- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Gay republicans

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock Knock CUM IN!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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