What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

andrew wagner

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

so how about that irline food

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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