What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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