Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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