Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I agree

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Vote this up

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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