- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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