- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Women's rights

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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