What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What black and has children A black man

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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