What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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