How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Where's my tractor?

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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