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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Guess what? AIDS!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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