A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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