- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Banana Hamock.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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