Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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