- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically copying you.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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