- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??