What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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