What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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KONY 2012

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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