- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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