Gay republicans

Michel Moor on a die...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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