What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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... Chan chan

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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