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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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