whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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