How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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