- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

I woke up today

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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