- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

DEATH.

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