Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How many light bulbs? 1

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Neither did she.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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