a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Who invented apple? God

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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