- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A women left the kitchen.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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